Thursday, April 2, 2009

The Great Britian Gaffes

On behalf of sane, rational Americans everywhere (read: everyone who didn't vote for Obama), I'd like to apologize to England's leaders; Gordon Brown and the Queen.

I am deeply, deeply sorry for what NObama has done. We are doing our best to ensure he does not get a second term. In the meantime, please accept our apologies for the slights and breaches of etiquette.

No, Americans, I'm not kidding. This is what your hope and change has done:

Barack Obama met the Queen at Buckingham Palace today and gave her a gift of an iPod loaded with video footage and photographs of her 2007 United States visit
to Richmond, Jamestown and Williamsburg in Virginia. In return, the Queen gave the President a silver framed signed photograph of herself and the Duke of Edinburgh - apparently a standard present for visiting dignitaries.

It is believed the Queen already has an iPod, a 6GB silver Mini version she is said to have bought in 2005 at the suggestion of Prince Andrew.

UPDATE: Pool reporter Richard Wolf of USA Today says that an Obama aide told him the President also gave the Queen a "rare songbook signed by Richard Rodgers". END UPDATE

An iPod. He gave the Queen an iPod...

Oh for the love of freedom. JammieWearingFool reports:

Jake Tapper updates with the entire playlist that Obama had loaded on the Queen iPod.

"Send in the Clowns," Judy Collins,

Sadly, 53% of the American people did just that in November.

In case the Queen can't get to sleep fast enough, the megalomaniac also included his own speeches.

What a sport.

Oh for the love of decency! It gets worse:

I just hope that its power can be recharged in the UK. They have a different power-system also.

First it was the region 1 encoded DVDs for Gordon Brown, and now it's the iPod for the Queen. Oh for the love of anything other than liberalism.

My deepest, most sincerecest apoligies to Great Britian. Remember, not everyone voted for this idiot. Please don't hold him against us.

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