Happy RamaHanuKwanzMas!!

Let's make about 3% of the population mad! (Because liberals have no sense of humor.)

As most of you probably know, it's December. Even if you don't have a calender, chances are you have watched TV and seen a Christmas commercial, or gone to a store, or one of a dozen other things that will tell you one way or another, it's Christmas.

And this of course means that somewhere, some lunatic liberals is demanding that Christ be taken out of Christmas.

With that in mind, I give you Glenn Beck's Christmas classic, Happy RamaHanuKwanzMas.



Hat tip to Michelle Malkin for pointing this out to me, and others, about a year ago now. In the song, PC, of course, means politically correct.

Lyrics:

Have a RamaHanuKwanzMas, it's the PC time of year
Every holiday displayed because of morbid fear
Have a RamaHanuKwanzMas, yes we know the name is queer
But oh good golly can't offend nobody on (____)mas this year

Oh no the Eskimos need a holiday
We'll get right back to you
When we think up one for gays

Happy RamaHanuKwanzMas
What a time for winter cheer
But if you see a Christmas tree
You'll hear Christmas jeers

Screw you, ACLU for winning the twelve
Million in your lawsuit, versus Santa and his elves

Have a RamaHanuKwanzMas
And everyone must now adhere
So by golly don't hang up that holly
On (____)mas this year

{Yes, and no more sleigh bells either}

Well, with that out of the way, I return to celebrating Christmas. Everyone, have a Happy Hanukkah and Merry Christmas Happy Holidays MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Like Democrats?

Hat tip to Lady Cincinnatus for this. Turn your speakers up and enjoy:



I might have to embed this in my sidebar. The movie this is from, BTW, is Ghost Breakers.

I don't know how I managed to miss that line, though. Then again I haven't seen that movie in eons. Oh well.

He's Barack Obama

Here's a fun video about Barack Obama, from JibJab.



~A Few Moments Later~
There's something messed up here. Let's try reposting this again. I don't like how the video is wider than the blog post screen. (The yellow section.)

... Well, I tried. It still goes off the screen. How annoying. Anyway, try and enjoy anyways, and I'm sorry about that.

EDIT 6-23-09

Upon discovery that the video did not work, I went out and found a different copy. Hopefully this one will work. Enjoy!

Spam in the Place Where You Are!

I've had a rough couple of days, and the political news and random thunderstorms going on around here haven't helped me. (It's also possible that staying up 'til eleven p.m. two nights in a row to work on my novel hasn't helped either. But the words seem to come easier during the night.)

When I'm done typing this, I might clean up the blogger tags so there aren't so many of them. Maybe. I doubt it. In the meantime, it's time for some fun.

Weird Al Yankovic - Spam



A parody of R.E.M.'s "Stand."

Well I thought it was funny.

Your Future Car

Cross-posted from Lady Cinncinatus' blog, this hilarious video, from Iowahawk.



To good.

The 2012 Ballad

I don't know if I should feel guilty about this or not. This is the result of a hectic Sunday and a way-to-tired T.A.R.N.S. I wrote it at about ten p.m. last night when even though I was tired, I was too wound up to sleep.

Here we go. Liberals/Supporters of Barack Obama, turn back now!
___________________________________________

Obama Got Run Over by Republicans
(or, The 2012 Ballad)

Obama got run over by Republicans
Trying to win again in twenty-twelve.
You can say you don't believe in "Karma"
But as for me and Cheney, we believe

He'd been trashing the the free market
Socializing everywhere
Anything he got his hands on
Would soon be socialized and so unfair

Now we're all so proud of Palin
She's been taking this so well.
See them rally to her speeches
Man, we wanna see her win in twenty-twelve

It's much safer without Barry.
Our enemies won't soon attack.
'Cause they know that unlike Barry
Sarah Palin won't take any of their flack

Now the free world can recover
We can get some wealth back
But we just can't help but wonder,
Is there anything that Barry didn't sack?

Obama got run over by Republicans
Trying to win again in twenty-twelve
You can say there's no such thing as "Karma"
But as for me and Cheney, we believe!
__________________________________________

Well, there you have it. If you can, let me know how you liked it. I don't know how good it was because, like I said, it was late. And anything's funny when you're in desperate need of twelve hours of sleep.

Also, I think there's an extra verse in there. But that's okay. It's all good. I think. Yeah.

Ah well. L8R!

Politics, Kabuki Theater, and YouTube Poop

Now there's a mix for you. This should be a nice long post, covering a variety of topics.

First off, a word about part four of Kill the Bill. It is going to be late; I wanted to have it up after part three, but I ran into trouble when it got to long and the click to enlarge didn't work, so it will have to be broken in half and then posted. It is complete, so all I have to do now is break it up and post it, but it might be awhile. My apologies if you were waiting.

Politics. It's odd I should be so passionate about something I hate so much. I really despise big government, and I have a very Conservative outlook on things. I didn't realize this until 2008, when I heard about Obummer Obama for the first time, and, having missed public school and heard the truth about socialism. I didn't want Dial R to be a Conservative blog, but it's a multi-purpose blog, so I guess that's they way it's gonna be.

Here's something guaranteed to give people fits: this post I didn't post earlier this week, but I think I'll throw it in here now.

Barack Obama is a Parasitic Worm

How's that for a title? (If you're ticked off at me already, without even hearing my story, chances are you're a liberal.)

Barack Obama is a parasitic worm. Now, let me explain.

Actually, this applies to all Democrats. Last Saturday, I took a walk out in the backyard, and stopped by a puddle leftover from where the creek had flowed after a rainstorm. When it rains hard enough, a creek flows through our backyard, and this had been one of those times.

As I looked in the puddle, I noticed this reddish-brown worm writhing around the puddle almost angrily, and as I watched, I realized two things: First, this worm was evil. And second, it was probably parasitic. I left to get a jar and a stick, then used the stick to lift the worm into the jar. (There was no way I was touching that thing.) I took it back to our detached garage and showed it to my family, who confirmed it was a tapeworm.

As my brother was preserving the thing in rubbing alcohol, and I was washing my hands for the third time, I thought about that worm. I don't like parasitic worms, and I have a good reason for hating the things.

I thought about it again later, and realized that Barack Obama is a lot like that worm. All liberals are like that worm. They suck out the life of America, just like that worm sucks the life out of it's host. Obama's insane cap-and-trade, promises to bankrupt the coal industry, and socialized health care (which, by the way, may sound good, but doesn't work anywhere) are all sucking away America's life - and freedoms.

Barack Obama and the rest of the left are a group of parasitic worms, determined to suck the life out of America.

How's that for insulting? I've stated the truth, and now I feel guilty about it. But, moving on...

Next, Kabuki theater. For a minute I thought I was wrong, but I guess I'm not, since Kabuki uses Noh actors... hmmm. Well, maybe I'm wrong, but Kabuki theater (at least the way I understand it) is a theater where the actors use masks, and depending on how the light falls on the mask, the expressions on the masks change. I've seen this used on Michelle Malkin's blog where it's used a as "the Democrat's kabuki theater of outrage." Which means they aren't outraged, but they're pretending to be. Personally, I'm with the commenter over on Malkin's site who said, "I'm waiting for the Seppuku part of this Kabuki theater." Me too.

(Seppuku was a ritual suicide performed by samurai in Japan. It's been outlawed now, but I could think of a few politicians I'd like to see do it.)

Now, for the YouTube Poop. A YouTube Poop is a mash up is different clips and I found this Emperor's New Groove poop to be quite entertaining, if not stupid in some places. (But that's generally how poops are.)

The Emperor Inflates the Barter System



9:19 - 9:26 : "This isn't poison, this is, Obama!"
What's the difference? Seriously....

One more thing before I call it a day. I'd like to quote this post by ErinF over, once again, at Michelle Malkin's blog. This was too good.

From the First Book of Democrat:
Psalm 2008-2012

Obama is my shepherd, I shall not want.
He leadeth me beside the still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the Republican Party.
He guideth me toward the path of unemployment.
Yea, though I walk through the valley
of the breadline, I shall not go hungry.
Obama has anointed my income with taxes.
My expenses runneth over my income.
Surely, poverty and hardship will follow me
all the days of his term.
From hence forth, we will live all the days of our lives in a rented home
with an overseas landlord.

I'm sorry, that was just too good. Alright, I'll quit now. See y'all later.

Top Ten Things T.A.R.N.S. Would Do if She Was President

Well, I've decided that, for a change, I want to have some fun. First, I want to wish Gmail a happy fifth birthday. My Easter banner went up early; the lyrics in purple are from Eleventyseven's "Love in Your Arms." I like that banner, mostly for the nice spring colors that were used. And now, on with my fun...

Top Ten Things The All Real Numbers Symbol Would Do if She Was President of the U.S.

10) Ask Neil Boortz to take a few weeks off his broadcast, put together a crack team of Conservative lawyers, and ask them to go over everything the Dems have passed to look for anything unconstitutional, so I can take steps to correct it. (I'll pay him for his time, if he wants to be payed.)

9) Instill Ann Coulter's motto as related to dealing with Communists /countries that have Nuclear Weapons: "Raghead talks tough, raghead faces consequences."

8) Add Ann Coulter to my Presidental Cabinet.

7) Regularly consult Rush Limbaugh about different issues.

6) Same for Shawn Hannity.

5) Dispatch members of the State Department to make sure Great Britain wasn't too insulted by Barack Obama and if they were, to find out how I could fix it.

4) Pass a law barring anyone who 'forgot' to pay taxes from working in the IRS, or anywhere else in the upper levels of government, for that matter.

3) Outlaw environmentalism. (I don't care if you practice it privately, but don't expect the rest of the country to outlaw flush toilets and black cars just because YOU think it's right.)

2) Overturn Obama's law banning drilling in ANWR and send American Oil companies up there just as soon as they can go.

1) Cut taxes on businesses. (And taxpaying Americans, for that matter.)

And there you have the top ten things I would do if I was President. Hopefully, I can leave this up for a few days before Obama does something else then sends me into spasms of agony and back here to report on it.

Have a great weekend!

(Hey, come to think of it, I'll be out for most of tomorrow, so it can probably stay up over the weekend. Cool. Anyway, see y'all later!)

All Hail Barack Obama!!

You know, I don't care if you call me a racist. You'll do that anyway, so I'm going to have my say.

Today, we are preparing for four years of misery and woe. I don't think you'll be singing Obama's praises when your taxes go through the roof.

But today, in the spirit of Obama's inauguration, I've decided to do something outrageous and crude.

I'm going to throw my head back and laugh, of course.

Perhaps McCain wouldn't have lost if he had campaigned better.

Oh well. You can always make up for it later. Phone Atone:





Obama Win Causes Obsessisive Backers To See How Empty Lives Are:



Click Here to learn how to order your limited edition Barack Obama Commemorative Sunbeam.

And last but not least, click here to learn about Obama's new pet lapdog, named Media.

Have a happy tax hike!

-The All Real Numbers Symbol