Well, not exactly fun, as the Kingdom Hearts fandom is quite possibly the most retarded fandom in the world, and I mean literally retarded. Good fics are few and far between. (And by good fics, I mean not yaoi or yuri.)
Anyway, here's my survey.
THE KH SURVEY
SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions
1. Your favorite KH guy?
Axel. And
2. Your favorite KH girl?
Namine.
3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?
That one guy in the Organization who has the earth powers. He looks kinda stupid.
4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?
I don't know.
5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
Halloween Town. Definitely Halloween Town.
6. Least Favorite World?
Olypus Coluseum.
7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
Ooh! Um... Oh... Zexion's Lexicon. I'd love a weapon that was a book.
8. Least Favorite Weapon?
That one Organization member's tomahawk, which is freaky.
9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)
How about King Mickey?
10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)
I dunno. I haven't really thought about it.
11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?
Anything that DOES NOT INVOLVE SLASH!!
12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?
ANY SLASH PAIRING.
13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.
No. Fandom is retarded and thier crack pairing suck. Though I have to admit, that Xemnas/Kairi thing was pretty dang weird.
14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?
Xemnas/Kairi. I wanna know how that could happen. Besides, he's at least old enough to be her father.
15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?
Fandom thinks every creature in the game is gay. I wanna shoot whoever started that.
16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)
Dunno. I've only played Chain of Memories.
SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?
17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?
Never.
18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?
Of course not. Why would I think that about
19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?
NO! YOU FREAKS!
20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH
No.
SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!
21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?
Namine. Those two are just meant to be.
22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?
I don't know. Unless the fact Namine put Sora to sleep for a year at the end of KH: CoM had something to do with it...
23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?
I don't know. I couldn't defeat the game. I'll have to get the manga.
24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?
Axel. Definitely Axel.
25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?
Probably Axel. Even though by birth my element is water, I definitely have a more fiery personality.
26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?
I don't think I've had one yet.
27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?
Nope. But I'd go as Larxene so I can have the black coat and not make a fool out of Axel while I cosplay.
28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?
In the manga, where Donald freezes the whole castle and he and Sora and Goffy team up to try and stop Axel, but they end up sliding right past him.
29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?
Hades. Grr. If he wasn't immune to fire, I'd go in and burn him to death.
30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?
Organization XIII
SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...
Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!
31. Hayner or Pence?
And, who exactly are they...?
32. Zexion or Marluxia?
Zexion! Yay!
33. Riku or Roxas?
Umm... Riku.
34. Roxas or Sora?
Eh, Sora.
35. Axel or Demyx?
Axel!
36. Kairi or Larxene?
Kairi 'cause she's not homocidal.
37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?
NEITHER! THEY AREN'T GAY!
38. Namixas or Namiku?
Namixas.
39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?
Read my lips: none of the characters are gay! This is a game for kids for cryin' out Gleason! It's the blasted fandom that's rated T. NEITHER!
40. SoKai or SoRiku?
Absolute SoKai
41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?
Sea Salt Ice Cream.
42. Cloud or Leon?
Leon, I think. Wait, which character is that again? He's the one from Traverse Town, right?
43. CloTi of Clerith?
Clerith
44. Simple and Clean or Passion?
Simple and Clean
SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!
45. List all the KH character you've fallen for.
Leon's pretty cool, and I like the guys from Organization XIII. Just the guys.
46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?
Well, I've already crossed it over with Sonic the Hedgehog. I'd like to see someone do that with Yes! PreCure 5. That would be cool.
47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!
Ven and Roxas.
48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?
Doesn't matter to me.
49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?
KH2 because of Organization XIII
50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?
The cool characters. And it would be alot cooler if three-fourths of the fandom could be banned.
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ReplyDeleteNo. This was partially done by Disney, you know. What you've said here sounds like the kind of fictitious fact made up by fandom to justify the Akuroku lunacy. That being said, can you prove this claim?
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